Gentle reader, may I suggest Taylor was talking about us?
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Have I reached acceptance yet? Not sure, but I and my hens (who, by the by, correctly picked a draw) felt nothing after another craptastic performance.
And to top it all off, it seems that our talismanic mass of beauty and talent will probably miss Sunday’s match.
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Truly, the only Austin FC related joy I’ve found lately is this lovely collaboration between the club and Sage Studio. I personally have known Sam for many years and he is as wonderful in person as he is in this clip.
https://x.com/AustinFC/status/1704975109872611603?s=20
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You may have noticed, gentle reader, that I am no longer able to embed Twitter into these nugatory posts of mine. Yet another win for our mighty master, Elon.
Oh, there’s a hat giveaway to try and keep us in the stands. I think Jordan sums it up best:
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I asked San Julius what he thought of Sunday’s match. She tottered about, as if drunk, and then vomited twice to the left and nothing to the right.
Yup. Stick a fork in us. We’re done.
Austin 0-2 LA
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