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Month: March 2023

CONCACAF New Football Complex

Posted on March 6, 2023March 4, 2023 by Travis McTravelFace

Well tomorrow is our first road match of the season against Violette in Santiago in the Dominican Republic. Due to CONCACAF’s lack of organization, they didn’t even confirm they would sell tickets to us until a week before the match, so there sadly won’t be a large verde contingent on the island. So today, I…

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La Murga Report – 3/4/23 vs. Montreal

Posted on March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 by H.E. Pennypacker

The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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Man Has Accessory Taken Away, Returns For Vengeance

Posted on March 4, 2023March 4, 2023 by Andrea Provolone

You doubted him. You questioned his prowess and leadership. You stole his arm band (rude). You started him on the bench. Now he’s back…and his eyes are frikkin’ laser beams.  Did you think you would just get away with it? Did you think he would go silently? You’ve angered him and now his eyeballs can…

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Chicken Prediction–It’s Witchcraft

Posted on March 4, 2023March 3, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Dear readers, I can’t lie to you. This has been a doleful week. Although I stand by what my beloved hens predicted, nevertheless there seem to be powers even greater than chickens. This game buffeted me about like a ship in stormy seas. The failure to win was bad enough to take, but this loss…

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La Murga Report – 2/25/23 vs. St. Louis CITY

Posted on March 3, 2023March 2, 2023 by H.E. Pennypacker

The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 2

Posted on March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

The False 9 let’s you know who to cheer for in week 2 of MLS action and reminds you that yes, Jared Stroud is a doo-doo head.

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