You doubted him. You questioned his prowess and leadership. You stole his arm band (rude). You started him on the bench. Now he’s back…and his eyes are frikkin’ laser beams.
Did you think you would just get away with it? Did you think he would go silently? You’ve angered him and now his eyeballs can plasma weld. Way to go. Do you know how hard it is to live with laser eyeballs? Everything gets ruined. Except hot dogs and hamburgers. He’s actually learning how to cook with the lasers, so it’s not like ALL bad.
And then of course there’s the chip on his shoulder that helped propel Austin FC to victory. BUT STILL!
LASER BEAMS FOR EYEBALLS.
Something to think about for next time.