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Month: March 2022

La Murga Report – 3/6/2022 vs. Inter Miami

Posted on March 7, 2022March 21, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

If you’re unfamiliar with the premise of La Murga Report, last week’s post should clarify things. But before I get to the latest numbers from Austin FC’s win against Inter Miami, I must first deal with a murky philosophical question. The Sound of Silence On Saturday night, it was announced that Q2 Stadium would observe…

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Know Your Foe: Inter Miami

Posted on March 6, 2022March 4, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

The False 9 previews this week’s opponent to get you prepped for the match. Learn more about David Beckham’s Inter Miami!

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Of Pitbulls and Chickens

Posted on March 5, 2022March 4, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

What does our poultry prognosticator have to say about tomorrow’s game against Inter Miami?

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MLS Week 2 Cheering Guide

Posted on March 4, 2022March 4, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. gives you the ultimate Austin FC cheering guide for MLS action this week.

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A Perfectly Good Beer by Verdier Drogba

Posted on March 3, 2022March 3, 2022 by Vinho Verde

Guest Post In the afternoon came the mist, and a timid February breeze carried the mist at an angle below the metal roof and it landed on our laps and bled through the denim and we were cold now, watching 22 grown men stretch and kick a ball on the wet grass. I was thinking…

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A Love Letter to Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia Editors

Posted on March 2, 2022March 2, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

Here is Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia page. Please take a moment to soak it all in. Bathe in it. Bask in it. Re-read it several times if you so choose. I promise that this post will still be here when you are done. Are you finished? Good. Now that you’ve familiarized yourself with the text, let’s…

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“We’ve Got Some Veterans Here”

Posted on March 1, 2022March 1, 2022 by Vinho Verde

And now we can actually get started.  So much of Austin FC’s inaugural season was special. Not just exciting, or inspiring, or any of the usual feelings of joy that accompany sports, but capital S all caps “SPECIAL.” The first road match. SPECIAL. The first goal. SPECIAL. The first home match. SPECIAL. The first celebrity…

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