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We’re Still Alive

Posted on April 12, 2025April 11, 2025 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, these past few weeks have felt like years. Now, I’m not counting like Navin:

Having said that, I’m just happy to be alive. It doesn’t matter that we had a disappointing draw at our last outing. It matters somewhat that I missed the score.

What I’ve learned over the past few months is that I must live my life in an honorable way, being an example to my community and the world of what a good American is: thoughtful, lawful, and generous.

I mean, our government is filled with the best and brightest, right? They wouldn’t do something so stupid like instill tariffs against animals, would they?

Um.

Our government will always defend basic norms like universal due process, right? I mean, it’s right there in the Constitution itself.

We live in the end times.

So, to the game. Let’s see who’s out. Our good friends at the North End Podcast list the following injuries for Vancouver:

Austin is missing the following:

This is going to be a difficult match, no matter how you slice it.

I’m sorry, gentle reader, it’s just challenging to give these things much thought when the very foundations of our society are collapsing around us. I hope to be better soon.

Austin 1-0 Vancouver

Louis de Ludovico

Viewing McKalla as his personal empire, Louis lives for the beautiful game. And food. Especially flamingo tongues. A chicken savant.

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