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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 31

Posted on September 13, 2022September 13, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Raise your hand if you expected Austin FC to be in a dogfight for 2nd place after beating LAFC last month.

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Austin’s large gap on 3rd place has shrunk faster than George Costanza coming out of a swimming pool.

The Verde & Black’s recent skid has allowed Frisco back into the race, as the Toros are just two points back of Austin.  But the good news is that ATXFC has one game in-hand and that game is Wednesday night against RSL, so there’s a chance to quickly right the ship.

Speaking of mid-week games, there’s a lot to cover.  Let’s get to it with mid-week quick hits!

  • All ratings are on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the most impactful towards ATXFC.

Games That Make You Go Meh

Sporting Kansas City vs D.C. United – Tuesday @ 7:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
Colorado Rapids vs San Jose Earthquakes – Wednesday @ 9:00 p.m. (ESPN+)


Games With Playoff Implications That Don’t Affect ATXFC

Inter Miami CF vs Columbus Crew – Tuesday @ 7:00 p.m. (ESPN+)
Houston Dynamo vs New England Revolution – Tuesday @ 7:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
Orlando City vs Atlanta United – Wednesday @ 5:00 p.m. (ESPN+)


Games That Matter

Club de Foot Montreal vs Chicago Fire – Tuesday @ 6:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
Finishing 3rd in the overall standings is still on the table for Austin FC.  The would mean hosting MLS Cup if both #1 seeds fall in the playoffs.  But we need Montreal to drop points somewhere. Channel your inner Rocky montage Chicago!
The Side:  Chicago “Hearts On Fire”
ATXFC Impact Watch Score:  3.75

Minnesota United vs LAFC – Tuesday @ 7:00 p.m. (ESPN+)
This game only matters because if Minnesota loses, then they would continue to be in a battle for the final playoff spot.  Given the choices, I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing the Loons at Q2 Stadium in October.
The Side:  LAFC
ATXFC Impact Watch Score:  3.5

Vancouver Whitecaps vs L.A. Galaxy – Wednesday @ 9:00 p.m. (ESPN+)
The Galaxy need this win and hope that Austin FC beats RSL.  L.A. is 3 points back of the playoffs with a game in-hand.  Of course we want (and really, really need) to beat RSL, but we also don’t want to see Chicharito and company come playoff time.  Which leaves us with one option:
The Side: Let’s Go Caps!
ATXFC Impact Watch Score:  4.25

Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

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