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MLS Midweek Cheering Guide – 8/16 & 8/17

Posted on August 16, 2022August 15, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s a midweek cheering guide. You know what that means? Quick hits!

Remember, we aren’t picking winners here. We’re trying to figure out who to root for so that it helps Austin FC (or, ya know, makes us laugh).

  • All ratings are on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the most impactful towards ATXFC.

Games That Make You Go Meh

Toronto FC vs New England Revolution – Wednesday @ 6:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
Atlanta United vs New York Red Bulls – Wednesday @ 6:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
NYCFC vs FC Charlotte – Wednesday @ 7:00 p.m. (ESPN+)

Games That Matter

LAFC vs D.C. United – Tuesday @ 9:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
We clearly want the miracle and for D.C. United to somehow steal points. But that’s not what will happen.


Good luck you fightin’ Rooneys. You’re gonna need all of it.
The Side: D.C. United
ATXFC Impact Watch Score: 4


FC Dallas vs Philadelphia Union – Wednesday @ 8:00 p.m. CT (ESPN+)
Frisco dropping points means that an Austin win at Minnesota this weekend would put the Verde at least 10 points clear of 3rd place. And as an added bonus, we’d all get to laugh at Frisco. Both of those things sound delightful.
The Side: Philadelphia Union
ATXFC Impact Watch Score: 4.25


Vancouver Whitecaps vs Colorado Rapids – Wednesday @ 9:00 p.m. CT (ESPN+)
The Rapids are just 2 points out of a playoff spot. The Whitecaps are 3 points out. This game is massive for both clubs. There’s a strong likelihood that if either team is able to sneak into the post-season, they’d get in as a 7 seed and play at Q2 in Round 1. With that in mind, this game comes down to who would you rather play? The answer is easy….
The Side: Vancouver
ATXFC Impact Watch Score: 4.5

I’ll be back Thursday with a full weekend cheering guide. Until then, remember to look people in the eyes when shaking their hands.

Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

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