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Random August Mid-Week Cheering Guide

Posted on August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Q: Uncle Tony P, why is there a mid-week cheering guide when Austin FC doesn’t play until the weekend?
A: Don’t know, don’t care. MLS Mid-week Madness baby!!! <clanks beers together like Stone Cold>

Q: OK, but do you plan on doing actual analysis for these matches?
A: Hell no! Quick hits here we come.

Games That Make You Go Meh

New York Red Bulls vs Colorado Rapids – Tuesday @ 6:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
FC Charlotte vs D.C. United – Wednesday @ 6:00 p.m. (ESPN+)
Columbus Crew vs Club de Foot Montreal – Wednesday @ 6:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
San Jose Earthquakes vs Inter Miami CF – Wednesday @ 9:30 p.m. (ESPN+)

Games That Matter

Seattle Sounders vs FC Dallas – Tuesday @ 9:00 p.m. (ESPN+)
Frisco is currently in 4th place due to goal differential, but tied for 3rd on points. The Sounders are flirting with missing the playoffs for the first time since joining MLS. Both teams dropping points is good for ATXFC because:

  1. I still don’t want anything to do with Seattle in a first round match
  2. A draw would probably get Frisco jumped by the weekend, and thus knock them out of a home playoff spot.

The Side: Tie me up
ATXFC Impact Score: 3.5

Portland Timbers vs Nashville SC – Wednesday @ 9:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
This is a true “6 pointer”. Portland trails Nashville by one point in the standings. The Coyotes are in 6th and the Timbers have the 7th and final post-season bid as we sit today. Neither team can afford a loss. But we also don’t want the Galaxy to sneak their way in either. I think a Portland win is the best case scenario right now. This game may go a long way towards determining who Austin’s first round opponent will end up being.
The Side: Timber Joey
ATXFC Impact Score: 4

Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

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