Austin FC Players as Build-A-Bears

With the recent addition of Tik Martins to our roster, some attention has been turned towards his homeland of Build-A-Bear workshop. Have you ever browsed the endless options that place has? Sky is the limit! And by sky, I mean your wallet. Want to send your Build-A-Bear to medical school so he can wear a lab coat and use a stethoscope? You’ll be hurting at the register. Does your child’s new rainbow kitty require a tiara, tutu and pointe shoes? Dig into that savings account! Who needs a college fund when the world is about to collapse?

Luckily for us, browsing is free, so for only the cost of my otherwise wasted time, I’ve expertly matched stuffed animals from their vast selection to some of our Austin FC boys.

How? Maybe I felt a soul connection between player and plushy, maybe they share some characteristics or maybe I just think they’d look positively faboosh as a flamingo. I will offer you no detailed explanation for each one and ask that you trust the process.